*There is usual movie premiere pic*
*Then there is The Hobbit cast at movie premiere*
i can’t handle the bald guy he doesn’t even try
oh my gosh it’s back
I laughed at this for like an hour the first time it was on my dash
The bald guy is driving the boat. It’s like he realized he fucked up and deserves whatever punishment Neptune deems fit
(Source: shavingryansprivates, via shadeofdarkness)
deck the halls
that’s the spirit
OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.
THATS THE SPIRIT.
THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT.
That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen
(Source: niggablanco, via pizza)
i wish i could use emoji’s in real life
wait apparently those are called emotions
im pretty sure penguin is not an emotion though
i’m pretty sure you’re not trying hard enough
Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”